I’m more cerebral than I want to be. Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas. Do some drugs. Get some hookers. Gamble it all away. And it never happens. I usually just end up at home on my couch—reading.

queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died 

“Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell. There is excellence all around you. You need only be aware to stop and savor it.”

windspray:

6 shades of tea

socialteen:

succes is like pregnancy. everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it

samtsunami:

lenorehoult:

A THOUSAND RE-BLOGS! probably one of the best anti-rape campaigns I have ever seen

I love this but I really hate how it shows that only men are capable of sexual assault and rape. Women are just as capable of verbally, sexually, and physically abusing their partner.

dallonjames:

when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming

kittenstyles:

blamestyles:

+

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa